January 2009
2009: it's all about the Benjamins
You heard it here first.
December 2008
Pork and Sauerkraut, Black Eyed Peas, Or...?
What’s your traditional New Years Day meal? I grew up with the German Pork and Sauerkraut. Apparently it’s good luck to have sauerkraut on the first day of the year. It’s also apparently the only time you’ll see me eating sauerkraut.
“For me, it all comes down to that moment between Batman and The Joker in the...”
– via AintItCoolNews
Harry’s Top Ten Films of the year
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Tossed Salad auto-reblog
TITS AND CARCRASHES
The zombie apocalypse is here and it is tumblr.
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MEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEES!
almostnever:
aniceshadeofred:
almostnever:
Not to let the world know of my inexperience, but how big do those babies go? Like, what sort of heat does one need to pack to necessitate a MAGNUM?
My roommate’s fuckbuddy wears magnums. She describes him as having the approximate girth of a bottle of Gatorade.
Jesus / My jaw hurts thinking about that / That’s terrifying
file under: things...
Plowin' Your Parts!
FWIFLS and I just came up with the newest sexual euphamism! Mostly used for gay men, but can apply to women as well.
PYP FTW!
The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts →
homecoming:
The Bible tells us that God created Adam and Eve just a few thousand years ago, by some fundamentalist interpretations. Science informs us that this is mere fiction and that man is a few million years old, and that civilization just tens of thousands of years old. Could it be, however, that conventional science is just as mistaken as the Bible stories? There is a great deal of...
is it me or is tumblr doing something weird...
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just your mom. HEYO!
Blagojevich to name Burris to Senate →
absurdlakefront:
Why the fuck are we letting him appoint anyone? Sometimes this state can suck it. I do not care how well liked and respectable the person he picked is, I hope the Senate blocks the appointment. The Illinois legislature needs to hurry up and impeach Blago, since he does not have the decency to step down.
Tumblrun
internetrunningclub:
Date: 2008/12/29, evening Who: Joe Type: Basic Run Distance: 3.11 mi Time: 23:40 Pace: 7:35 min/mi Calories: 3.6 beers Route: My 5K Note: Light rain.
23 MINUTES? Man do I have a lot of catching up to do.
“According to archaeologists, the “ruins” are either natural rock formations and...”
– Marine archaeology in the Gulf of Cambay - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wiki’s take on the underwater city lacks the same sense of wonder. It seems neither the skeptics nor the believers have the “proof” yet. Wouldn’t it be nice (warning, I’m going to turn into a hippie here) if people could...
9,500-Year-Old City Found Underwater Off India →
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thenewfilosofee:
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awesome <3
So…Atlantis? Agartha? Shangra-La? Or just one of their suburbs?
7 Bullshit Rumors that caused real world... →
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Naturally, when an ambulance showed up to treat the store employee for his bite wound—lest he turn Puerto Rican during the next full moon—the crowd assumed that it was there to pick up the boy. When they noticed a hearse parked nearby, the shrewd crowd applied Occam’s razor to the situation, concluding that the boy must have been beaten to death.
Rick Warren visits West Hollywood! Comes away with... →
West Hollywood, California (Monday, December 29, 2008) - Rick Warren, the influential pastor of Orange County’s Saddleback Mega Church, supporter of Prop 8 and the preacher invited to give President-elect Obama’s inaugural invocation, made what appeared to be a “politically-correct” appearance in West Hollywood last Monday.
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He stopped to glad hand the store’s manager and have his photo...
Don't follow him if you're an English major. He...
JerseyJoker: im not a lazy fuck
JJ: i need a jerb!
JJ: they're takin are jerbs!
NTKG: did you actually just say "are jerbs" instead of "our jerbs?"
JJ: i was doing it in south park voice
JJ: douche
JJ: i dont even know you anymore
“Pepsi is the Muhammad Ali of Cola.”
– Jersey Joker
Yeah, it’s taste sure has gotten a bit shaky over the years.
Caroline Kennedy qualified to be Senator says... →
muppetpants:
Ya’know, there’s a position for people who are poised for public service due to heredity alone. One of them ruled Camelot. Fuck.
Yeah, I’m kinda anti-appointingCarolineKennedy. I mean, I don’t doubt that she’d probably be a good and effective senator, but the whole thing just leaves a sour taste in my mouth. And I’ve tasted some sour things…
Ran a mile in 10 mins. Over the summer I could do...
We will see how well I do with 5k tomorrow if my knee holds up (old football injury; no gay jokes.)
Oh Tumblr Drama
absurdlakefront:
I really do not understand tumblr popularity and tumblr “celebrities”. This isn’t myspace, and if it starts to feel like myspace I’m out.
In an effort to join the tumblr conversation on awards and how to get followers I offer my method: just keep making posts that interest you and like or reblog things you find interesting. I know it’s tough and requires sacrifice, but it...
“I don’t care what you think
As long as it’s about me”
– Fall Out Boy - I Don’t Care
Day 5,840 of Drama on the Internet Crisis: Peace...
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Romo collapses in shower after game →
muppetpants:
Buttsex joke here.
inserted.
