January 2010
BLUE DRANK BLUE DRANK!
HEY, 2009!!! YOU AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME. BUT YOU...
(via jermainia)
December 2009
Hateration? Holleration? Dancery?
warrennotg:
how ‘bout in the next decade, musically artists won’t be allowed to just make up words?
how about you shut your dirty whore mouth?
I just keep checking the weather and the status of...
(via daysinboston) you can stop checking. i just landed.
Why am I thinking of things like escape velocity...
5:47: in a cab. 2 minutes behind schedule.
Not bad for cracking open that last beer at midnight.
Sorry, I don't like to humanize my sex objects.
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*and from facebook telling me that JERMAINIA AND I...
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most of my g-mail e-mails are from Google Voice...
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there is an Alice in Wonderland porno.
jeffisthename:
and im not watching it.
pics or it didn’t happen.
School is just for white people looking for other...
“[I]t is telling that Vice President Cheney and others seem to be more focused on...”
– White House Communications Director, Dan Pfeiffer
Russians to Plan Mission to Deflect Asteroid From... →
When Hollywood comes to life.
Also, obligatory: In Soviet Russia, Asteroid deflects you!
I'm personally more excited for the Kennedy Center...
(via leothegreat)
leo. this.
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“The person you love is 72.8% water”
– Anon (via funtime)
My plans to go to Fort Lauderdale tonight were...
schwenk:
I feel like I want to bake a huge pancake, like on “Uncle Buck”.
fort lauderdale is overrated until i get there.
I'm actually a sweetheart
Boy I used to date, who asked some ginger kid to marry him on X-mas eve, saw me on the street and instead of walking up to me and having a conversation, he decides to call.
NTKG: Oh, speaking of, how's the engagement going?
Boy: The engagement is going great, thankyouverymuch.
NTKG: I guess I should say congratulations or something...?
Boy: You should, if you want to be a nice person...
NTKG: Right. Well... Happy New Year.
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“I don’t remember the last time I shat my pants”
– idonthavedreams
I think you did it a few times at my place last time you were over.
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“He doesn’t stand for what everybody thinks he should stand for, but he has his...”
– Some Student paraphrasing The Dude
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Rules on how to keep a boyfriend:
itdoesnmakesense:
Rule #35 : Randomly grab the boyfriends ass, preferably with a finger in the crack, and whisper in his ear, “Shawdy, what cho name is?”
so THAT’S what I’m doing wrong.
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I really hope my roommate isn't home. I've been...
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@ Jermainia
I want you to know, that during a tumblr outage, Kelly Clarkson fills the void pretty well.
In exactly 24 hours, I'll be landing in beautiful,...
Canada, huh? Almost made it.
I'm only happy 75% of the time.
(via jesseboy) 75% of the time, youre happy all the time.
Chapped nips are the worst.
There's always room for Jell-o