February 2011
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Fist lose her.
FIST LOSE HER.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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“Typically what happens in countries like Tunisia or Iran or China is people...”
– Jim Cowie, Renesys Chief Technology Officer in How Was Egypt’s Internet Access Shut Off? The rest is pretty interesting too. The internet, man. It’s a crazy place.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Brooklyn is a time-warp.
How is it already Sunday?
Jan 30th
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Hello Brooklyn.
Miss me?
Jan 28th
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mar-see-ah: NTKG: Can I hook up to your WiFi? I want to look at Ice Cream Guy’s profile and see if he has any shirtless pictures. PRIORITIES
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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FRIENDS WITH ICE CREAM MAN ON FACEBOOK
<3
Jan 28th
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“I am going to kick you in the pussy this weekend.”
– greg to me. he’s really been setting the tone for tomorrow over the last 3 hours.
Jan 28th
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My fellow Bolt Bus passengers are playing a little...
“Keep away from the still-drunk man.” So far everyone’s winning.
Jan 28th
Anonymous asked: You've sort of lost your political edge. NOT THAT KEWL GOON
Jan 28th
Sterling Mallory Archer!
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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WatchWatch
thegreg: peterwknox: Me doing a live karaoke version of Ice Ice Baby at Johnny Utah’s If I had a nickel for every time I saw Pete do this, I’d probably have like 5 bucks and change… we’ll probably earn another buck fifty this weekend.
Jan 27th
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The Confessions Of A Former Adolescent Puck Tease →
In 1999, Katie Baker was a thoroughly self-possessed, hockey-loving 18-year-old headed for Harvard. Or so the older men she met online — and offline — believed. This woman’s true story about the early days of the internet, and her early days of adolescence is pretty epic and somewhat familiar.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Ten Reasons to Watch Archer Instead of 30 Rock,... →
sarahchristine: Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Why we have DVR!
Jan 27th
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“@NTKG, I take it you didn’t copyright ‘Thundersnow’?”
– I’m With Kanye Copyright is for pussies.  
Jan 27th
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I can't sleep, Sharon! I'm in work mode!
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Love, Button.
SHEDEVIL!
Jan 26th
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"STRUCK BY LIGHTNING DURING A DRUNK SNOWBALL...
is exactly how I want my obituary/epitaph to read
Jan 26th
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ACCORDING TO NPR (WAMU) THE DC AREA COULD GET...
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERSNOW
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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'Official Dupont Circle Snowball Fight' Scheduled... →
banalitycheck: Like last year’s snowball fight, I’ll probably skip it in favor of drinking at my house. I’d totally consider it if I lived near DuPont, though. attention @imwithkanye.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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"Gay soldiers will win the future by riding high...
ihavenightmares: SOTU in once sentence.
Jan 26th
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Paul Ryan wants us to prepare for the rapture.
OUR DAY OF RECKONING IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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“C: is for Caribbean.”
– me, in an e-mail to my boss.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
Things I'm excited for:
Taco and Tequlia Afternoon with mar-see-ah Weekend I probably won’t remember with greg and pete Weekend I’ll probably injure myself (again) with Taylor Travel in April (to places unmentionable) I need something to do in March…
Jan 25th
jasencomstock asked: Do you and your smug friends have any more impressions you are working on? All of your sheep friends on Tumblr can't WAIT to see them.

Do you regret anything from last weekend?
Jan 24th
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I think today's NPR's Fresh Air was my favorite.
You know it’s true since I didn’t add all the extra R’s and H’s in “Fresh.”
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Plans: made.
NYC: this weekend.
Jan 24th
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WHOAOOAOOOAAAAAA Mona Lisa. I'd pay to see you...
Jan 24th