How to Poop at Work
If someone sees you walking around your workplace carrying a book or a magazine and you don’t work at Barnes & Noble, then they know where you’re going and your cover is blown, you dirty office shitter. No reading material in the bathroom. And if you’re dumb enough to disobey this rule, certainly don’t leave your newspaper lying all over the stall. People will just resent having to clean up your mess. And certainly don’t leave a half-done crossword lying around. Then people will think you’re stupid on top of gross. Everyone these days has a phone, so look at that and put it back in your pocket. Hell, you can even send some emails so if a bomb goes off you have a time-stamped alibi.
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heavysigh reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:
This is also good info for shy shitters, because come on people have some shame concerning the vile things that come out...
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ohmykevin reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:
Now you’re in the know.
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pseudoflaneur said:
I’ll never poop at work
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oregony said:
I can’t breathe. There are tears.
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imwithkanye said:
Important news.
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awesome-everyday reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:
YOU GET SOMETHING GOOD FROM GOOGLE BOOKS AND PUT YOUR SMARTPHONE IN YOUR POCKET. YOU DIRTY OFFICE SHITTER!
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