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Last night I surprised the boyfrang with a dinner cruise on the Potomac and this was the view as we were getting on the boat where I had two glasses of wine and some port and then we danced and kissed and the stuffy crowd didn’t know what to do because of the two openly gay and unashamed men acting just like everybody else was and the world didn’t end but I was also on muscle relaxers so I didn’t really give a fuck because my jaw has decided to go all crooked and come off the disc in the joint and I couldn’t really chew all of my food so I just had a little bit more wine and everything was a-ok because I love my boyfriend more than anything.

Last night I surprised the boyfrang with a dinner cruise on the Potomac and this was the view as we were getting on the boat where I had two glasses of wine and some port and then we danced and kissed and the stuffy crowd didn’t know what to do because of the two openly gay and unashamed men acting just like everybody else was and the world didn’t end but I was also on muscle relaxers so I didn’t really give a fuck because my jaw has decided to go all crooked and come off the disc in the joint and I couldn’t really chew all of my food so I just had a little bit more wine and everything was a-ok because I love my boyfriend more than anything.

  1. thisiskeg said: lolz. quality post
  2. tragedyofthecommon said: sweetest thing EVAR.
  3. ray-ray said: #IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT #FEERINGZ
  4. extrapickles said: <3