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Unconfirmed Peter W. Knox Rumors

peterwknox:

michaelorell:

  • Peter W. Knox sits on an isometric ball at work
  • Peter W. Knox yells, “Have fun storming the castle!” when anyone leaves any room ever.
  • Peter W. Knox runs a popular Brian Jonestown Massacre fan site
  • Peter W. Knox invented the ”Hang In There” Cat poster, despite his age and wikipedia evidence to the contrary.
  • Peter W. Knox has a Young Manhattanite login and is simply biding his time.
  • Peter W. Knox takes the Silver kind of Centrum because fuck it why not.
  • Peter W. Knox ghost writes for Jae Mills
  • Peter W. Knox likes it cold
  • Peter W. Knox places his hand on womens’ lower back when he has to walk past them at a crowded bar
  • Peter W. Knox has a shirt on Cafe Press that says “PWKND” available in organic cotton for $23.99.
  • Peter W. Knox has a paid subscription to Paper Magazine

I can confirm that they’re all false. There. Confirmed, but clever.

  • Peter W. Knox wants to be on you.
  1. ali-with-an-i reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Well, what about way back when PWK was a shy corner bookshop owner in Notting Hill, and I was a small Hollywood movie...
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  4. meaghano reblogged this from michaelorell and added:
    Paradigms: Unconfirmed
  5. brianvan reblogged this from michaelorell and added:
    enjoyed the “Star Wars” prequels. All of them. Has them...always orders from Domino’s,...
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  7. cvxn reblogged this from michaelorell and added:
    SCREAMINGLY funny.
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