Man assaults woman with sandwich
Authorities plan to charge him with assault and ciabattarry.Onlookers were shocked by the clubbing.
They’re worried he’s a risk to re-offend, as he’s clearly on a roll.
He figured he was toast until he dashed to the Subway for a clean get-away, he’s my hero.
“Lettuce go!” cried his captives.
It all started when Reuben refused to be tested. “Quiz? NO!” he shouted.
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“Police haven’t said what type of sandwich was involved.” - A mistery!
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The suspect was grilled during questioning after refusing to say cheese in his mug shot.
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This was in France? Then it must have been the frightful Lunchpack of Notredame.
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(automatic pun reblog. Due to drugs and not-having-the-flu I have nothing punny to add. Except this.) Upon exciting the...
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captives. The assailant,...Frenchman, alledgedly had a flatbread truck on standby for a...
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captives. It all started when Reuben refused to be tested. “Quiz? NO!” he shouted.
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peterwknox reblogged this from livejamie and added:
“Lettuce go!” cried his victims during a previous job gone stale.
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He figured he was toast until he dashed to the Subway for a clean get-away, he’s my hero.
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